1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
i cannot stop laughing at this gif
it’s just like
ONE ROSE IS NOT ENOUGH LET’S HAVE ALL THE ROSES
dO YOU EVER GET PLOT BONERS
WOW THAT WAS SUCH A GREAT PLOT TWIST YOU ADDED THE EXPLANATION FROM A TINY DETAIL EARLIER IN THE STORYLINE THAT’S SEXY UMF GREAT PLOT I LOVE IT WOW THIS IS SUCH A MINDBLOWING STORY I DID NOT EXPECT THAT I AM IMMERSED AND THE CHARACTERS ARE FANTASTIC WHAT A COOLIO STORY
Every once in a while this comes back and i regret my boners past
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.
drowning in an ocean of my tears